Better off red: 'war dogs' puts marines on mars


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First things first: You remember that movie from a while back called _Three Kings_? It was a David O. Russell picture about Gulf War soldiers who find a map that leads them to a treasure,


which they then have to smuggle out of Iraq in the middle of a war. If you missed _Three Kings_, think _Kelly's Heroes_. Same deal. These movies are of a type (grunts find treasure) and


of a style (war stories where the war is just a backdrop), and Greg Bear's newest novel, _War Dogs_, is itself very much of that type and style. It is full of grunts. The grunts are at


war. The grunts find treasure. The grunts have to get it home. Straight-up pulp adventure, elegant and simple. Except ... not. Inasmuch as _Three Kings_ told a story of America's first


postmodern war — informed by war movies, fought by self-aware and trope-referencing ironic warriors — _War Dogs_ spins a tale of post-_human_ war. It tells a story within a story of a


future Earth visited by wise and ancient aliens. They come bearing gifts of miraculous new technologies, which they agree to give to us in exchange for equitable international sharing (which


is nice), global politeness (uh ... OK), and a promise that humans will stop using the F-word (which is just plain F'ed up). Oh, and one more thing? If humanity would also be so kind


as to raise up a massive army to go off and fight the nice aliens' mortal enemies who are currently chilling out on the surface of Mars and hungrily eyeballing Earth, that would be


awesome, too. Great. Love ya. Thanks. Humans being humans, we agree to this obviously ridiculous and totally not-a-trap-at-all request, train up a bunch of "Skyrines" (Marines in


space — like, from the _sky_ — get it?) and hurl them out across the "vac" until they eventually land "on the red" or "in the dust" — on Mars, which is where


the majority of _War Dogs_ is set. Though Bear has a nice handle on the particular slang and linguistic rhythm of soldiers in the field, he also has a recurring problem with his grunts


trying to make pop-culture references — because that's what oh-so-postmodern grunts do, right? They're all so self-aware! The problem is, he runs into the Star Trek Conundrum: Do


you have your characters make reference to nonexistent pop-culture to give a sense of cultural continuity? Like Captain Kirk comparing Klingon poetry to Shakespeare, to Faulkner and to


Blammo Squidface's epic space haiku? Or do you do what Bear does — reference only existing culture, and make all your characters sound like dated squares who haven't left the


military base since MC Hammer was a thing? Tough choices, even for a Skyrine. But the best (and by far the largest) part of _War Dogs_ is the action on Mars, which Bear handles with a


scientist's precision and an eye for alien detail. His Mars is barren, desolate and merciless. It's a place where any mistake will murder you instantly, and the landscape itself


will murder you slow. This is a war story written the way most war stories aren't — one where the enemy is almost never seen and where the main character, Master Sgt. Michael Venn


doesn't even fire his weapon until the final 20 pages of the story. Still, I honestly lost count of the number of times Venn nearly died in the first hundred pages. Death by falling, by


hypoxia, by freezing to death, by running out of air or water, by choking on your body's own poisons or touching something you shouldn't. Eventually, a few of the surviving grunts


make their way to a strange outcropping of rock — a Drifter — in the middle of the Martian hardpan. This, of course, is where the treasure will be. Because the reveal of what it is, how it


got there and who wants to do what with it comes on as a nice, slow burn throughout the back two-thirds of the novel, I won't spoil it here. Instead, I'll just say this: Though


you'll feel confused at times, stick with it. Though you'll find yourself as lost as the Skyrines, muddled up in a stew of politics, military expediency and alien desires, soldier


through. In the Greg Bear universe of novels, _War Dogs_ is more _Eon_ or _Hull Zero Three_ than _Blood Music_ — a hard and grounded story less concerned with the fate of universes and


realities than it is with one or two or a dozen men living to see tomorrow. And Bear, as a writer, seems almost more at home on the deadly flats of Mars and in the memory-haunted chambers of


the eastern Drifter than he does back on planet Earth. So, too, does Master Sgt. Venn. Both of them have secrets they're keeping for the very last pages. And it's worth making the


round-trip flight from Earth to Mars and back again to hear them finally told. _Jason Sheehan is an ex-chef, a former restaurant critic and the current food editor of_ Philadelphia


_magazine. But when no one is looking, he spends his time writing books about spaceships, aliens, giant robots and ray guns._ Tales From the Radiation Age_ is his newest book. _ Copyright


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