Oh dear! Worst christmas cracker jokes of all time revealed

Comedian Gary Delaney revealing some of the worst Christmas cracker jokes. (Image: SWNS) The poll, conducted by Currys PC World after they teamed up with comedian Gary Delaney, revealed the

worst Christmas cracker joke to be: “Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!” The tech chain teamed up with the comedian as part of their ‘Magic of Christmas campaign’ to upgrade

some of nations worst Christmas cracker jokes. Delaney said: “We all know that traditional Christmas cracker jokes are weaker than your Nan’s Wi-Fi password. “As Currys PC World is upgrading

this year, I’ve been pulled to help change all that. I’m hoping my joke upgrades will have Brits cracking up across the country Christmas Day.” RELATED ARTICLES One in five Brits admitted,

regardless of how bad cracker jokes are, they laugh out of politeness when they hear a cracker pun. Some of the most popular cracker gifts were thought to be the mini-torch, puzzle and

familiar flipping frog. With the poll concluding Brits will pull four crackers each this Christmas and a fifth of us being lucky enough to get a gift inside, what are the top 50 cringeworthy

jokes we can look forward to? See below for a list of the worst Christmas jokes: e poll concluding Brits will pull four crackers each this Christmas (Image: GETTY) What do you get if you

cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker. What’s a horses favourite TV show? Neigh-bors What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick Why do birds fly south in the winter?

It’s too far to walk What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis What did Cindarella say when her photos didn’t arrive? “One day my prints will come!” Did Rudolph go to

school? No, he was elf-taught What lies at the bottom of the sea shivering? A nervous wreck Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elfis Presley What did Adam say the day before Christmas ? It’s

Christmas, Eve. RELATED ARTICLES Brits admitted they laughed at cracker jokes out of politeness (Image: GETTY) How many letters are in the alphabet at Christmas? 25 - there’s no-el Why are

christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were

two deer What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Can you smell carrots? A? Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? It’s two-tyred What school subject are snakes best at? Hisssstory What

do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head How did Mary and Joseph figure out baby Jesus was exactly 7lb 9oz? They had a weight in a manger Which side of a turkey has the most

feathers? The outside Christmas is now less than three weeks away. (Image: GETTY) What carol do they sing in the desert? O Camel Ye Faithful What time is it when an elephant sits on your

fence? Time to get a new fence What do you sing a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow What happened to Santa when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker Who’s Rudolph’s

favourite singer? Beyon-sleigh Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t

like sprouts!’ What does a frog do if his car breaks down? He has it toad Why does your nose get tired in winter? It runs all day EVERTON PLAYERS TELL CHRISTMAS JOKES! What do you get when

you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frosbite What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barber-queue What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap What kind of motorcycle does

Santa ride? A Holly Davidson Why was the turkey in a band? He was the only one with drumsticks What do reindeer put on their Christmas trees? Hornaments What happened to the man who stole an

advent calendar? He got 25 days What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack What happened when Santa got stuck in a chimney? He felt Claus-trophobic What has four

wheels and flies? A bin lorry How do snowmen get around? By riding an icicle How did Scrooge win the football match? The ghost of Christmas passed Why id it getting so hard to buy advent

calendars? Their days are numbered Why was Cinderella no good at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin How does darth Vader like his christmas turkey? On the dark side What do snowmen

wear on their heads? Ice caps When do vampires like horse racing? When it’s neck and neck How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a logbook What does a

football team do when the pitch is flooded? Bring on the subs