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As happens with hectic travel plans, things rarely go as planned. But blunders can lead to opportunity — as long as you go with the flow. I learned this lesson firsthand in the summer of
2019, when my fiancée (now wife) and I planned a whirlwind trip to Switzerland to visit colleagues and help old friends celebrate a wedding anniversary. We would hopscotch across the country
by rail on the incomparable SBB, the Schweizerische Bundesbahnen. We’d start in Zurich, bounce up to St. Moritz, head over to Lucerne, then to Geneva, all in just four days. Ambitious? Yes.
But of all the countries to cram in a packed itinerary, Switzerland tops the list. The Swiss are precise, with everything running on time and according to plan, as did our trip — until the
last leg, when I left my camera bag with my expensive DSLR on the first of our two late-night trains to Geneva. Worse, I had stashed my passport in that bag. After I explained my mistake to
a nice woman at the SBB’s lost and found in Geneva the next day, she responded cheerfully: “This is Switzerland. It’ll turn up.” Much to my chagrin, it did not, leaving me stressed out and
stranded without an ID. So while my fiancée flew home from Geneva the next morning, I hopped aboard another train to Bern, Switzerland’s capital city, to acquire a temporary passport from
the U.S. Embassy. There, as I stood in line, I struck up a conversation with a young Swiss-American guy behind me. I explained my situation and told him how annoyed I was about the prospect
of waiting at least another day, maybe longer, for my temporary passport. Without hesitation, he told me what he’d do in my shoes: “I’d grab my swim trunks and head to the river. It doesn’t
get any nicer here than today.” After more than a day of wrangling with a perfectly competent but painstakingly unhelpful bureaucracy, I decided he was right. It was time to surrender, and
just like that, the headaches went away. CHILLIN’ IN THE RIVER Writer Ryan Krogh poses next to the Albert Einstein statue outside of the Bern Historical Museum in Bern, Switzerland. Ryan
Krogh I left the embassy, checked into a hotel, put on a shirt, swim trunks and flip-flops, and walked to the Aare River, which loops around the medieval city in a giant oxbow. Swimming, or
just floating down the river, is popular in summer when the weather warms up. The city has constructed public access areas, making this lovely pastime easy for all. Walking down the
riverbank to the water was like making my way into a fairy-tale kingdom, with the steely-blue river flowing next to centuries-old stone walls. Locals were sunning themselves on grassy areas
and a few teenagers were wading out to a sandbar. I stashed my shirt and flip flops in a nook and plunged in. The cool, glacial waters were shocking at first — exhilarating — and then they
simply felt like a cool breeze on a hot day, welcoming. All the headaches of the past two days dissipated. I swam out into the current and yielded to the flow, letting the river usher me
downstream. Ancient buildings drifted by, as if _they_ were moving, not me. From the bank, an occasional person waved cheerfully. I waved back. Before I knew it, I had washed past the access
point where I’d planned to make my exit. It didn’t matter. I just drifted down to the next one, backstroked to where I could stand, then got out; the imposing bridge and building hovering
overhead reminded me I was in the middle of a capital city. Unsure about how to get back to my starting point, I wandered barefoot through the Old City. At first, I felt like a stereotypical
boorish American, as my barefoot steps left paw prints on the cobblestones. But no one batted an eye.