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EXPLORE MORE Camelot it ain’t. Page Six regrets to report that a press dinner to boost Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign descended into a foul bout of screaming and polemic
farting Tuesday night. The White House hopeful attended the affair at Tony’s on the Upper East Side, no doubt hoping to impress on the ladies and gentlemen of the Fourth Estate his
worthiness to sit at the very same Oval Office desk once occupied by his late uncle. But a shouting match over climate change broke out between two boisterous old men, sending the evening
down an extremely unfortunate path. The gaseous exchange — to which Page Six bore reluctant witness — began after a guest asked Kennedy, founder of the ecological organization Waterkeeper
Alliance, about the environment. And it seems that the mere inquiry was enough to set off apparently drunk gossip columnist-turned-flack Doug Dechert, the host of the event, who became
enraged and screamed at the top of his lungs: “The climate hoax!” Meanwhile, octogenarian art critic Anthony Haden-Guest, who appeared to have been sleeping happily for most of the dinner,
was roused by the abrupt rumpus. He suddenly opened his eyes and denounced his longtime pal Dechert, calling him a “miserable blob.” “Shut up!” implored Haden-Guest. Haden-Guest tells us he
was not asleep. “I was just thinking,” he told us, and says he is the one who asked the question about the environment. Dechert continued to scream wildly about the climate change “scam”
while Haden-Guest peppered him with verbal volleys from across the table, calling him variously “f–king insane” and “insignificant.” Meanwhile, Kennedy, a prospective president of the United
States, watched calmly. Here, it seems, Dechert sensed the need for a new rhetorical tack, and let rip a loud, prolonged fart while yelling, as if to underscore his point, “I’m farting!”
The room, which included a handful of journalists as well as Kennedy’s campaign manager, former Rep. Dennis Kucinich, was stunned, seemingly unsure about whether Dechert was farting at
Haden-Guest personally or at the very notion of global warming. (Regrettably, we may assure readers that there was no room for doubt that the climate changed in the immediate environs of the
dinner table.) The candidate maintained a steady composure in the face of the crisis. Former Page Six reporter Flo Anthony attempted to change the subject, telling Kennedy how much she
admired his father, the tragic attorney general, Robert F. Kennedy. Sadly, and somewhat inexplicably, another guest brought things back to climate change, leading to another round of
yelling. We’re told Dechert and Haden-Guest have known each other for three decades. When asked to comment about his, er, outburst the next day, Dechert told us: “I apologize for using my
flatulence as a medium of public commentary in your presence.” (He also asked us to refer to him either as a “gallivanting boulevardier” or a “beer-fueled sex rocket.”)
------------------------- FOR MORE PAGE SIX YOU LOVE… ------------------------- But the beer-fueled sex rocket, who picked up the tab for the evening as its host, was unapologetic about his
views, telling us that he has “zero tolerance for the climate hoax scam nonsense in any venue that I am personally funding.” He has had a colorful history of sparring — sometimes rather
literally — with the press and, more specifically, with Page Six reporters. Brit Haden-Guest — who has written for Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair and penned books like “Studio 54, Disco and the
Culture of the Night” — tells us, “I’ve known Doug many years. We have had spats before about this and that. We are not quite the same politically, but that doesn’t affect relationships in
the UK. But I thought this was pretty ridiculous.” He continued, “Doug said it was a hoax and scam. A scam for who? Who is benefiting? That’s not a political thing, it’s a human existence
thing.” Haden-Guest says fighting in public is very “unusual” for him, “but when it is preposterous and it’s a life-or-death issue with the planet, to treat it as a zany political thing is
foolish.” During the verbal battle, Haden-Guest had told Dechert, “I am done with you.” By the next day, though, the stink seemed to have dissipated. “I didn’t mean it,” Haden-Guest said. “I
am sure we will talk again.”