Kid who refused to use wii remote strap, grows up to be a gun carrier who never puts the safety on

This dangerous kid, is now a dangerous adult. Dallas, TX — They always say “if you live life on the edge as a kid, you’ll always live life on the edge as an adult” and that is exactly the

case for 37 year old Brian Maldore. Brian grew up playing video games just like many kids in America. When he was younger he says that he would “never used that stupid ass Wii remote strap”.

He claims that “If you use the Wii remote strap while playing video games… then you’re afraid of breaking your tv, and if you’re afraid of anything at all… then you’re a pussy”. Games like

_Wii Sports _highly_ _advise players to wear the safety strap while playing, not only to keep yourself safe, but to keep those around you safe as well. “I was always nervous to go in the

kitchen when Brian was younger, because he broke four light fixtures playing that damn Nintendo Wii” says Brian’s dad, Dave Maldore. “At one point we started hiding the Wii from Brian for

our own safety, but he always found it with his military-like search and destroy skills” says Brian’s mom, Katy Maldore. Although his parents were trembling with fear talking about the

Nintendo Wii, they were proud that they raised a fearless gun owner. “I don’t have the safety on this thing. Not now, not ever” Brian said, waving his gun around. “What if I needed to kill a

terrorist? I can’t have my safety on when that goes down” Brian explained. He never even uses a gun holster, he simply wears jeans with big pockets so his gun can jostle around in his pants

freely. Brian is pending some gun charges related to an incident where his handgun accidentally fired in his pocket at a Build-a-Bear Workshop. When we asked for his comment on the

situation he said “no one got hurt, and if they did they would be fine as long as they weren’t pussies”. Brian already has a pre-owned Nintendo Wii system that he is ready to give his kid

whenever he finds the right person. He cut off all the safety straps to teach his kids a lesson about never fearing anything.