OUT OF TOUCH - Los Angeles Times

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I’ve been out of the country for a while, so you might say I’m out of touch with all the earth-shaking things that’ve been happening in my absence. So please, somebody, fill me in on the


timeless talents of show biz: 1--Who is Madonna? 2--Does she sing? Does she act? Can she do imitations of people who can do either or both? Or dance? 3--Is Madonna another Cyndi Lauper? Or


is Cyndi another Madonna? 4--If you print this, will my life be threatened by Sean Penn? And if so, how does he perform against black belts? Just sign me, “Hungry for the Real Thing.”


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