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Youseemed to embrace racism in the face of a BLM revolution and no one in America cared. You became only the third US President to be impeached after something not awfully edifying but sort
of involving allegations of election-tampering went on in Ukraine and no one in America cared. But you watched a hooker pee in Vegas strip club and that, my candy-floss haired friend, is
going to prove your undoing... whether it's true or not.
Blue-collar Americans can apparently take any amount of lying and cheating from their Commander-in-Chief but they have a God-fearing unshakeable morality when it comes to sex.
It was Slick Willy's undoing and, on election day on November 3, it will be yours.
The "golden showers" incident is actually just one of the claims in a new book by Trump's former “personal attorney” Michael Cohen.
Cohen was basically Trump's fixer – but ended up doing a three-stretch in Otisville Prison, New York after pleading guilty to tax evasion and campaign finance violations.
He claims to have been Trump's patsy – and by God is he pi**ed.
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Of course, we have no idea if the myriad claims are true or not, and it should be pointed out that Mr Cohen wrote a good deal of the memoir from his jail cell, but they genuinely take your
breath away.
Try these tidbits Mr Cohen is using as a tease for the book:
He adds: “From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump's
clandestine lovers, I wasn't just a witness to the president's rise – I was an active and eager participant.”
The book is called Disloyal – and never was a book more succinctly and pertinently titled.
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There are a myriad of websites including this one, this one and this one which detail President Trump's long list of cock-ups and misjudgments which, as he is the most powerful man on the
planet, have long, deep and serious consequences for the rest of us.
But they will stand as nothing against what the rank and file suburban Americans will see as President Pervert who happily watched a peeing stripper.
In the interests of balance, I feel minded to turn to Mr Trump's political achievements here – but it's not awfully easy.
Yes, the US economy and stock market did pick up when he took over, but many would argue it was Obama who put in the hard yards.
Then there was tax reform – he slashed corporate tax from 35 percent to 21 percent – intended as “rocket fuel for the economy” but attacked by critics as a self-interested move for himself
and his corporate mates.
(The little matter of coronavirus has made the business of judging whether or not it was a success dreadfully tricky anyway.)
Then there's the First Step Act on prison reform – a genuinely decent attempt to change outdated penal laws and give prisoners a better chance to rehabilitate.
And the much-ridiculed Space Force which, since the Russian's launched a satellite to satellite weapon a few days ago opening up a whole new battlefront, suddenly looks like a very good idea
indeed.
Credit where it's due – the USA was largely responsible for crushing that particular evil existential threat to the planet.
But the President watched a sex worker pee in a clip joint – and that will erase all the above in the hive mind of suburban America.
It's also impossible to deny that both global and domestic confidence in the office of the President has collapsed on Trump's watch.
He hasn't made America great (which actually the rank and file Americans do anyway...) he's made it a laughing stock.
Mr Trump once called Boris Johnson “Britain's Donald Trump”.
It turns out Mr Trump was “America's Jeremy Corbyn” all along.
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